On my Fifi review, someone APPARENTLY read the whole review, and then proceeded to ask me, "How wide is it?" and "How big of a squirt did I have?"
I'm slightly irritated with the first question because the dimensions are stated on the product page and my review. I can't break open the toy to find the diameter, which is what I'm assuming what he was asking me to do. Sorry, it's a nice toy and I would like to keep in my toy box for a while.
As for the second question; what the fuck?? Sorry, guy, can't say I have a beaker laying between my legs to give you an exact amount of fluid coming out of my urethra. When I'm masturbating, I have other things to worry about. You know, like cumming or something.
For starters, I don't ask dudes how much ejaculate they just got rid of when using a Fleshlight. All I can think of is, "Cool! They came. Onto to the relevant parts of the review."
I don't even know where to start so I can examine the creep and weirdo factor behind this statement. What. The. Fuck. That would make more sense if I was making a porno or something, but instead, I was trying to write a sex toy review. Two totally different things.
I'm slightly irritated with the first question because the dimensions are stated on the product page and my review. I can't break open the toy to find the diameter, which is what I'm assuming what he was asking me to do. Sorry, it's a nice toy and I would like to keep in my toy box for a while.
As for the second question; what the fuck?? Sorry, guy, can't say I have a beaker laying between my legs to give you an exact amount of fluid coming out of my urethra. When I'm masturbating, I have other things to worry about. You know, like cumming or something.
For starters, I don't ask dudes how much ejaculate they just got rid of when using a Fleshlight. All I can think of is, "Cool! They came. Onto to the relevant parts of the review."
I don't even know where to start so I can examine the creep and weirdo factor behind this statement. What. The. Fuck. That would make more sense if I was making a porno or something, but instead, I was trying to write a sex toy review. Two totally different things.
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