Wednesday, February 15, 2012

The Daily Rant

I'm not going to lie, I read a lot of sex toy reviews. There are some grand reviewers, but there are a lot of reviewers that creep me out with the amount of detail they put in their reviews, in regards to their sexual life.

Listen all, if I wanted to read erotica, I would have Googled it, and I'd be reading it now. However, if I want to read about a sex toy, I don't want to read about how you and your partner planned your night, with 'him licking you and then using your pleasure object on you and then making you cum fifty times.' I want to read about a fucking sex toy- what does it sound like, does it work well, what kind of batteries does it take, what is it made of etc., etc.  This doesn't require the reviewer to tell me how wet they got when their partner(s) took off their pants.

So yeah, I just thought I would share that with you.

1 comment:

  1. This times a million. There are times I'm editing a review for EF when I'm like "I WANT TO UNSEE THAT!" A general idea of if the toy worked for you is cool, a play by play of exactly what you did with it is TMI.